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What's the difference between the violin section and the viola section of an orchestra?
About half a measure.
Once there was a violist who was so out of tune that his section noticed!
Who makes the best Viola mutes?
Smith & Wesson.
Why is the viola called "bratsche" in Germany?
Because that's the sound it makes when you sit down on it.
What's the difference between God and a conductor?
God knows He's not a conductor. |
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